Posting a joke a day

Way back when the internet was in diapers I had a website back in the day that served up random jokes out of a database. Back then that was high tech as dynamic content was not something everyone could do. There was no flash or anything fancy, it was a simple black and white website where I had accumulated well over 3000 jokes most of which came from the "most" important source for news in the early 90's "newsgroups."

Most of the jokes were dirty and came from Rec.Humor.Funny, so I plan on posting some of the funnier story type jokes on this blog (typos included free) once again so whenever I want a laugh I'll drop by and read.

Monday, December 26, 2011

Father and son


Six year-old boy to his father:
Daddy, can I have a train set?
His Father: Does your dick touch your ass?
Boy, reaching into his pants: No.
His Father: Well, come back when it does.

Five years pass.
Eleven year-old boy to his father: Dad, can I have a ten speed bike?
His Father: Does your dick touch your ass?
Boy, reaching into his pants: No.
His Father: Well, come back when it does.

Another five years passes.
Sixteen year-old boy to his father: Dad, can I have a car?
His Father: Does your dick touch your ass?
Boy: Yes, it does.
Father: Good. Then go fuck yourself.
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